(Poem) Ode to Corona V

Let’s welcome Corona
Then tell it to f*@# off.
If you don’t know what it is
You’ve been living under a rock.
Are houses being built with toilet paper?
Are we using hand sanitiser to shower?
Subjected to Sco Mo’s face
And news updates every hour.
Hello social distancing
Stand how far away again?
Keep gatherings to 500
Then 200, 50, or is it ten?
Let’s meet for a beer to cheer us up
Sorry, that’s now banned.
So is travelling anywhere
Let alone an exotic land.
Cruise ships off the coast
If you get off you must go.
To a fabulous place for 14 days
Welcome tourists to Chateau Rotto.
You can’t go to the hairdresser
Well you can but make it quick.
A massage is a no no
Don’t want more getting sick.
Parents are now teachers
The kids all out of school
Health care workers saving lives
And giving it their all. .
Drones and ankle bracelets
Fines or go to jail.
Do the right thing now
So Coronavirus sails.
ISO is the word of the year
“I’m in ISO, how about you?”
Suddenly I’m shown
I have a massive support crew.
Corona will come and go
The world will be a different place
You will feel safe again
But please don’t touch your face.